Full-Metal Bitch
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

(via goddessgretchen)

this is gold

(via shunner)

mj-jay:

every time clementine swears i feel like lee is looking down on her like

image

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

me n my plant gf
me: bby ur hand is so thin
her: that me leaf
Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don’t.
Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via feellng)
I am lonely. I’ve been like that since I was young. But I think I am a person that needs to be lonely.
Choi Seunghyun (via teenager90s)

kaylalallama:

wintersasshole:

Why is the pan even hot? That batter does not looked cooked. Also, WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH A HOT PAN?

The “batter” is actually mini cheesecakes, so that’s why they don’t look like cupcakes/muffins

I TOUCHED A HOT BAKING PAN FOR THE SAKE OF A PUN OKAY I’M PUNSEXUAL

kanrose:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Australia (21 Pics)

i’m australian and i’m not even sure australia is a real place anymore

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

appetites:

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

ITS BACK

urbancatfitters:

do u hear urself though….do u hear it…..do u hear what ur saying…do u

urbancatfitters:

do u hear urself though….do u hear it…..do u hear what ur saying…do u

HOW TO GET GIRLS

officialtuxedo:

1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow

2. Send it to the girl you like

3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers