Looks like he found some amazing cereal
Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
I’m swiping yes
when people you dont like start hitting on you
(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)
I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.
This is great.
this is 100 fucking percent how it should be
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???