Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)
This is important.
this is gold
every time clementine swears i feel like lee is looking down on her like
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
|—||Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via feellng)|
|—||Choi Seunghyun (via teenager90s)|
Why is the pan even hot? That batter does not looked cooked. Also, WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH A HOT PAN?
The “batter” is actually mini cheesecakes, so that’s why they don’t look like cupcakes/muffins
I TOUCHED A HOT BAKING PAN FOR THE SAKE OF A PUN OKAY I’M PUNSEXUAL
i’m australian and i’m not even sure australia is a real place anymore
"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."
"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."
fuck the education system
I will never NOT reblog this.
"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg
do u hear urself though….do u hear it…..do u hear what ur saying…do u
1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow
2. Send it to the girl you like
3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”
A deer that catches stars in its antlers