Full-Metal Bitch
mostly-jensen:

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

softchilton:

dopafiend:

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~~OPEN RP~~
“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly

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"Blaziken!!" Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.
Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

gwendolynstacy:

i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried:

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just look at 

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their little bodies!

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and noses!?!?!

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and their big eyes!!!

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and the way they slide all over 

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and thIS ONE???

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IT’S SMILING LOOK AT IT

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BABY SEALS ARE PRECIOUS THAT IS ALL 

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hopeealltimelow:

😘
zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.Which zodiac sign did you see first?

I literally looked at this and told myself “CORN” and got really confused for a second then I realized my mistake and I’m still judging myself for that.

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?

I literally looked at this and told myself “CORN” and got really confused for a second then I realized my mistake and I’m still judging myself for that.

dragonmaster0430:

gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

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//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

there are two kinds of people